Could be accurate. DIdn't read the link.

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Disclaimer to this post.

1)   It is rude and offensive. DO NOT READ if you are easily offended

2)   It in no way reflects my actual opinions.

3)   Any similarity between the words on this page and the words of a certain conservative commentator is strictly intended.

4)   No animals were harmed in the production of this post, although I neglected letting the dog out for a bit.

 

Demonic. How the Christian Conservative mob is Endangering America.

 

In the style of “Chairman” Ann*

How do these typical fat, implacable Medicare recipients1 become conservative?  It starts early. If you wanted to teach people about the great things about America, Liberty University is the last place you’d send them. Even fanatical Muslim terrorists don’t hate America like Christians do. They spout off their rank stupidity as if it were the truth, but whenever white conservatives are in trouble, they always run to the fundies. My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the Southern Baptist convention.

The White House has been stolen repeatedly by these lunatics and frauds who have committed treason and conservative treachery masquerading as religious tolerance. If Republicans had any brains, they’d be Democrats. Whether they are defending the Third Reich or bleating for Mubarek, conservatives are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

Ronald Reagan masturbated in the sinks at the White house. If George H. W. Bush had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in World War II – oh wait, he does.  Then there’s George W. Bush, who is a complete fraud. He grew up in a “Beverly Hills, 90210” existence, but he’s just desperate to have this Born again hick persona. It’s rather like reading about, you know, Hitler’s musings on his Germanic identity. At the end of the failed Bush presidency he was depressed and looking down, you could see, at the end of his term, he knew — anniversary or not — Laura Bush wanted to go home with Barack.

Thank Eris we don’t have to worry about Reagan anymore. He switched to the dead party. I bet Nancy has a bumper sticker on the back of her car that says “Ask me about my dead husband”

Mitt Romney is no different. He’s kind of a dick. A douchebag. He is a complete pussy. A total fag. And his bitch of a wife? Who cares? Women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. She should not vote. Seriously, who cares about Ann Romney, who is just this anorexic, bulimic narcissist. If a dog was as rabid as she is, they would have it put down.  A slut; a prostitute who should post her sex tapes2.

But back to the Christian problem.

There is, of course, a solution, because Atheists are just perfected Christians.  In the meantime I think the government should be spying on all Christians, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas and sending conservatives to Guantanamo. When we were fighting communism, OK, they had mass murderers and gulags, but they were atheist white men and they were sane. Now we’re up against absolutely insane savages who “believe”. In fact, we should invade their strongholds, kill their leaders and rid them of their Christianity.

After all, Not all Christians may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Christians.

*Highlighted text direct quotes from  MissyAnn. Italics where I changed her target to the opposite party/religion/ideology.

 

Notes:

1: In the style of the Chairman there are no footnotes or references to actual quotes. But they’re hers. Trust me.

2: I lied. Actually a Rush Limbaugh quote. Don’t know how that got in there.