A good piece from from Angry Black Lady – Paul

She’s talking again.

Sarah Palin has blissfully been silent about Egypt. Until now.

In an interview with some dude at the Christian Broadcasting Network, Palin criticized Obama for his handling of Egypt:1

“It’s a difficult situation,” Ms. Palin told the Christian Broadcasting Network. “This is that 3 a.m. White House phone call, and it seems for many of us trying to get that information from our leader in the White House, it seems that that call went right to the answering machine.”

“And nobody yet has, nobody yet has explained to the American public what they know [what who knows?], and surely they [they who?] know more than the rest of us know [us who?] who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak [what the — how are they to know who is taking the place of Mubarak when Mubarak himself can’t seem to make up his damn mind] and no, not, not real enthused [yes, but are you jazzed?] about what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from D.C. [Do you have any idea what you just said?]in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. [The Situation is in Egypt?! Pics or GTFO.] And, in these areas [what areas?  Alaska?  Russia?]in that are so volatile right now, because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too [Which other countries, too?  Can you name one?  Didn’t think so.] where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House [::blank stare::]. We need to know what it is that America stands for [truth, justice, and the American way!  Duh.] so we know who it is that America will stand with.[Anyone standing with you is standing with Stupid.  That, we know.]And, we do not have all that information yet.”  [All what information?  What America stands for?  Whether America has legs?  I just — I can’t even.]”

***[full text (sans my peanut gallery comments) below]

First of all: What in THEE hell is she talking about?

Second of all: “Nobody has explained to the American public what they know” is a delicious Freudian slip because that’s the Teatwit credo, isn’t it? “We don’t know anything until you tell us what we know.”

Third of all: I’m not kidding — what the fuck is she even saying?!

Fourth of all: Don’t get comfortable.  This country is full of asshats and they are dumb enough to elect this woman president. Nate Silver’s new graph

– indicates that she is the second most likely candidate to win the Republican nomination (Romney being the first), or so says someone smarter than I.2

Finally, if you want to bang your head against a wall for a while — just to make the pain stop — here’s Sarah on how she’ll behave if she decides to run for President:

“I would continue on the same course of not really caring what other people say about me or worrying about the things that they make up, but having that thick skin and a still spine [so — we can expect full paralysis then?!].

What the hell is wrong with this woman? It’s like she was created in a lab.  She cannot be of this world.  I mean, really — How stupid can one person be? I think we’re witnessing some sort of Guiness Book of World Records shit.

Mark my words: At some point, she’s going to start the debate about whether or not the earth is actually flat.  I mean, who’s to say?  Science?! What’s that?

The continued stupidification of America continues… stupidly.  Might as well sign up for the Flat Earth Society and get your free tote bag.

***UPDATE — FULL TEXT:

***“It’s a difficult situation. This is that 3 a.m. White House phone call, and it seems for many of us trying to get that information from our leader in the White House, it seems that that call went right to the answering machine. And nobody yet has, nobody yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and no, not, not real enthused about what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from D.C. in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt. And, in these areas that are so volatile right now, because obviously it’s not just Egypt but the other countries too where we are seeing uprisings, we know that now more than ever, we need strength and sound mind there in the White House. We need to know what it is that America stands for so we know who it is that America will stand with. And, we do not have all that information yet.”1

I’m guessing that she’s criticizing Obama.  I don’t speak fluent Alaskan Crazy and even Google Translate can’t decipher this nonsense.

2 I don’t know what this graph is supposed to represent, but it looks scary, so I figure I better start panicking.